What I Want.... What She Wants....

I have always wanted a dog. In fact, I have always wanted a German Shepherd, having a grandfather who always had one or more at a time. My girlfriend, Leslie, wants a dog as well.
Also, I have always wanted a gun. Leslie likes that I want guns as well. Our versions of each differ slightly.
My rendition:

A German Shepherd with a Tactical DSA FAL. Perfect!

Leslie differs. Just slightly. She wants a dog and also a gun. But what she wants... well look:


Yeah. This will be an interesting relationship.